22. A brunette frame. A hurricane.
|period:||WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.|
|period:||How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?|
|period:||How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.|
|period:||Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.|
|period:||Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.|
|period:||See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.|
|period:||Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?|
|period:||Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.|
|period:||See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.|
|period:||For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.|
|period:||Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.|
|period:||You didn't like those brand new underwear right?|
|period:||Yell at a puppy.|
|period:||Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.|
There is so much going on in life lately. So many bills. So many deaths, births, defeats, and triumphs. I’m tired of listening to most people complain about all of these things. Life is hard, we all know… Because we all go through it. I recently read a blog from an acquaintance in high school about her hardships and what have you. It was actually really heartbreaking and would make most people give up. I was very inspired by her determination to continue down her original path, and smile through it all. The term “fake it, till you make it”, sort of rang true. I know that it isn’t always easy to be happy considering some of lifes circumstances, but happiness is, indeed, a choice. I do not believe you need to chase it. Just be. :) so today is the day… That I am. That I will… That I choose to just BE.@1 year ago with 1 note
“You think because he doesn’t love you that you are worthless. You think that because he doesn’t want you anymore that he is right — that his judgement and opinion of you are correct. If he throws you out, then you are garbage. You think he belongs to you because you want to belong to him. Don’t. It’s a bad word, ‘belong.’ Especially when you put it with somebody you love. Love shouldn’t be like that. Did you ever see the way the clouds love a mountain? They circle all around it; sometimes you can’t even see the mountain for the clouds. But you know what? You go up top and what do you see? His head. The clouds never cover the head. His head pokes through, beacuse the clouds let him; they don’t wrap him up. They let him keep his head up high, free, with nothing to hide him or bind him. You can’t own a human being. You can’t lose what you don’t own. Suppose you did own him. Could you really love somebody who was absolutely nobody without you? You really want somebody like that? Somebody who falls apart when you walk out the door? You don’t, do you? And neither does he. You’re turning over your whole life to him. Your whole life, girl. And if it means so little to you that you can just give it away, hand it to him, then why should it mean any more to him? He can’t value you more than you value yourself.”@1 year ago with 1 note
#10. Does this come in children’s sizes?
#9. No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
#8. I’ll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7. Mom will love this.
#6. Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys logo on it?
#5. No need to wrap it up, I’ll eat it here.
#4. Will you model this for me?
#3. Oh honey, you’ll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
#2. 45 bucks?? You’re just gonna end up naked anyway!!
#1. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!@1 year ago